cow poetry

[rubber monocle]

now for a happy poem:p :

I wish
I were a cow,
a cow, munching the grass,
munch, munch, munch.
a cow, soaked by sunrays,
and warmed by rain,
ah, wouldn't it
be great
to be a cow.

cows have to come with darker things too:

No! I don't want to go in there
It reeks of the sweat of fear
I don't want to leave my mum
I don't want to leave you hear?!

Let me out
Let me out!
I want to drink!
to eat, to run!

Hey, now you want me to get out?
no way, it's blood I smell, loads of it.
hey, don't prod me with that thing
okay, okay, Ill walk you little git!

and so another calve
bound to die, electrocuted
ripped apart and cut in half
that's why cows don't talk,
fear has them muted

[f8wudnothavitso]

it was good - a bit depressing, but hey, that's life! I guess you're probably opinionated about that sort of stuff...

[Maelspike]

No, he just likes to talk about cows cause they're so stupid that they're awesome :p
He loves cows - especially for dinner.

[f8wudnothavitso]

fair enough....